☆ STARCROSSED PIMP (yume) wrote,

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when the heart speaks, you must listen

my hearts says porno, whores, and crispy meat burritos from taco time. :d

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woo justin timberlake :d!

XD son of a fucking bitch!

tim from my brothers fucking enviromental science class won't stop fucking calling (fucking is the word of the day)

:'D here's a lil tip on phone ettiquite tim, if someone doesn't answer after 4-5 rings, stop fucking calling. when someone does not answer the phone (especially at 9pm) it does not mean that you should let the phone ring 23 times.

:'d other then that i spent the day playing buffy (yay me)

:'D man, oke so today we didn't have anything planned, so everyone was just being lazy. then my mom made everyone get up and go with her to get food, so everyone but me heads out and then my neice comes back in looking for a plastic cup (we have a dishwasher thing, so we don't usually buy disposables) :o so i asked her why, and she tells me there's a homeless man outside asking for a glass of water. XD so i'm like ".. ok." XD! then my brother comes in too, and he starts looking for a cup too. so then i'm like "eh .. where's mom?" and my brother goes "outside." me again "with the homelss man?" him "yes." me "why did you fucking leave mom outside by herself with a homeless guy?!"

:'D our mom is like a petite 5'5" ..

so i go outside, and this guy (though he didn't look threatening) was like 2 feet taller then my mom.

:'d so then my bastard brother comes outside with an empty cup .. (my brother is the smartest man in the world.)

XD oh! i have another stroy about my brother

this happened last night. he left his bike in front of some resturaunt and needed me to give him a ride to go pick it up, but i didn't feel like it so he kept asking me when we were going to go.

him: can we go now?
me: no.
him: when can we go?
me: when jesus cries.
him: jesus already cried.
me: don't lie about jesus, you'll go to hell.
him: jesus, cried when he created you, he said "how could i have made something so .. wrong?"

:') it's funny cause it's true.
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