☆ STARCROSSED PIMP (yume) wrote,

I have no idea if China is even opposite NV

:'D Earlier my mom said "Every time Sammy farts I think he should go check his shorts." in this totally matter of fact way. I laughed for an hour.

Sammy Farts and it sounds like three gunshots.
Me: Check your ass. Check your shorts. Check that couch. Check the floor. There might be a hole in all of those things now.
Sammy laughs.
Me: There's a family in China crying right now because you burned a hole through there house and killed gramma. :(

In other news: D: ANNNA NOOOOOO~! (my mom called us from work when she heard about this this morning.)
Tags: being dumb
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