☆ STARCROSSED PIMP (yume) wrote,
☆ STARCROSSED PIMP
yume

HAHA I Cheated at XMAS!



I just copy and pasted this meme like 20+ times until I got a hefty list of names.


Dear Santa...

This year I've been busy!


Last month I gave fadedblue a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points)
Last Thursday I helped k0dama hide a body (-173 points).
In March I bought porn for kiree_kiree (10 points).
Last Sunday I turned silent_clarion in for littering (3 points).
Last Saturday I gave tierneyrocks a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
In July I put money in greatwhitelibra's expired parking meter (14 points).
Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
In October I gave faeryqueenmab a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
In May I punched siferra03 in the arm (-10 points).
Last Friday I helped kawaiibunny see the light (8 points).
Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Last Wednesday I gave chaoticbean a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Last Thursday I bought porn for killaya (10 points).
Last Tuesday I set bink's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Last Wednesday I gave beebot a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mite's purse (30 points).
In November I helped girlpire hide a body (-173 points).
Last Thursday amphetamine42 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Last Saturday swiftsword and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
In June I punched kawaiibunny in the arm (-10 points).
In November I pulled geek_gurl's hair (-5 points).
Last month I gave thevirginreaper a kidney (1000 points).
In January I put money in mao's expired parking meter (14 points).
In October velusip and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
In September I bought porn for tsunemori (-10 points).
Last Sunday I stole darian4011's purse (-30 points).
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, shufu (-5000 points).
In August I pulled shazamy's hair (-5 points).
In September ryanly and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kurbish's purse (30 points).
In August I turned babayagafett in for littering (3 points).
In March yaten_k and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
In April giggerota and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Last month I pushed dr_kage in the mud (-17 points).
In August I helped sueworld2003 hide a body (-173 points).
In June I bought porn for hops07 (-10 points).
Last Tuesday I punched diablochicken in the arm (-10 points).
In September I helped mully see the light (8 points).
In February I donated bone marrow to oolong in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Last Monday I pushed spandergirl in the mud (-17 points).
In November I bought porn for uriel_uxd (-10 points).
In October I helped badlydrawngiirl across the street (6 points).
In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mully's purse (30 points).
In March I helped silvrain hide a body (-173 points).
In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
In July I pushed knowscandy in the mud (-17 points).
Last Monday I gave cattchan a kidney (1000 points).
In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).


Overall, I've been naughty (-2497 points - Stupid Genocide ...). For Christmas I deserve a Wii & a spanking!

Sincerely,
yume

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:'d Man Santa is some kind of organ freak. Has anyone else noticed that the only way to really get on his good side is to get something cut out of yourself? XDD
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